Randy Smith Writing

Updated March 8, 2026

I am a part-time writer based in the upper Midwest, where I live with my wife and my son. My work focuses on short humor and satire and has been featured in Points in Case, Little Old Lady Comedy, The Robot Butt, and various publications on Medium. You can reach me at randysmithwriting (at) yahoo (dot) com.

Points in Case

An Email to the Adventure Tour Guide Company About My Lost Nalgene

Little Old Lady Comedy

A Difficult Conversation with my English Setter

Medium

An Interview with the Publisher of Matthew McConaughey’s Book, Greenlights - Doctor Funny

Olympic Biathlon Team Proposes Solution to Meadow Voles Chewing Through Finish Line Tape - Doctor Funny

The Butterfly Effect of Rudy Gobert - Participation Trophy Sports

Live From the Peloton: A Play by Play of the Exciting Finish and the Remaining Carnage - Participation Trophy Sports

Am I Allowed to Reach Over This Slightly Ambiguous Counter Barrier to Get More Mustard Packets or Do I Have to Ask You? - MuddyUm

The Case of My Son’s Missing Arms - Frazzled

As a Response to Cryptocurrency, We’re Putting in a Water Slide at Our Bank - Jane Austen's Wastebasket

Today’s Guest Judge for the Great British Bake Off — A Camel - The Haven

Attending the Diocesan Retreat for New Fathers - Frazzled

This Drive-Through Oil Change Has Negatively Affected My Mental Health - The Haven

Explaining the Three Musketeers Candy Bar to the Three Musketeers - Jane Austen's Wastebasket

The Boston Duck Boat Tour Gets Really Boston - Doctor Funny

Defending the Cargo Ship Against Somali Pirates with Corporate-Approved Protocols - The Haven

At Minute 61 of Spin Class, I Took Off Into the Sky - Doctor Funny

A Day in the Life of An Insurance Specialist - Doctor Funny

The Robot Butt

Tragedy In Austin: Two Podcasters Accidentally Lose 55 Minutes of Content After Talking in Real Life Without Recording